"COCK wif HAT (CWIF)"
Introducing COCKwifHAT ($CWIF) from Sevo VET Community : The Only Meme Coin That Literally Has Its Head Screwed On 🐓🎩CONTRACT ADDRESS
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CHAIN: SolanaWHAT IS IT?
Imagine a rooster. Now slap a tiny, inexplicable hat on its head. Congrats! You’ve just visualized the most sophisticated financial asset of 2025: COCK wif HAT. We took a bird that screams at dawn and gave it drip. Why? Because crypto needed more poultry in formal wear.
VISIT OUR FARM NOW
COCKwifHATNOMICS
-Supply: 1 BILLION $CWIF tokens. Why? Because 700 Million humans clearly aren’t enough to appreciate a hat-wearing Cock.
- Tax: 0% on buys, 100% on your dignity when you explain this investment to your family.
- Liquidity: Locked tighter than the hat on our rooster’s head during a hurricane.ROADCLUCK
Phase 1: Hatch
- Launch.
- Trend on media because #CockWifHat sounds like a euphemism your uncle shouldn’t Google.
Phase 2: Peck the Moon
- Partner with KFC (Kentucky Fried Crypto) for “NFT Buckets” – digital fried chicken you can’t eat.
- Release merch: Trucker hats for humans. Tiny top hats for actual roosters
Phase 3: World Domination
- Replace the bald eagle on the U.S. seal with our dapper cock.
- Solve world hunger by distracting everyone with chicken memes.WHY BUY $CWIF?
- Utility: It reminds you that money is a social construct (like hats on poultry).
- Security: Our cock’s hat is a quantum anti-rug mechanism. Trust the hat.
- Community: Join the “COCKwifHAT SEVO community” – where holders cluck proudly about their terrible life choices.FREQUENTLY ASKED
❓ Is this a serious project?
A: It’s a cock with a hat. You tell us.
❓ Will I get rich?
A: If “rich” means owning 5 Million CWIF tokens and a dream, then ABSOLUTELY.
❓ What kind of hat?
A: Yes.
FINAL WARNING
$COCKwifHAT is 100% guaranteed* to :
- 🚀 Make you retire on a chicken farm in South Africa.
(Guarantee not guaranteed. Eggs may contain salmonella. Crypto may contain despair.)JOIN THE REVOLUTION!
Buy $CWIF. Tell your cat, Worship the hat.
LONG LIVE THE COCK. RESPECT THE HAT.🐓🎩
